Hack and Slash

ttto: “Jingle Bells”

by Harlock


Dashing through the fray,

With a ten foot vorpal blade,

Hacking come what may,

Be it orc or horse or shade.


Swords on shields ring,

Flashing in the light,

What fun it is to laugh and sing

A slaying song tonight!


Hack and slash, hack and slash,

Players, throw your dice.

Two rounds later you have won,

Now doesn’t that feel nice?


Hack and slash, hack and slash,

Players are the worst!

Burning down gazebos

With their tactics well rehearsed!