The Impatient Fan’s Lament

TTTO “Yesterday”, by Lennon and McCartney.  Use covered by parody provision of Fair Use doctrine.

by Harlock

 

Trilogies. Why is everything a trilogy?

Just for once you know I’d like to see

Something that’s not a trilogy.

 

Patiently, I need to wait for part three.

But it’ll be another year, you see–

And that’s why I hate trilogies.

 

Why, oh why does the story stop just part way through?

I hate “to be continued” plots, oh, yes I do! (and that’s why)

 

Pleadingly, I say to authors now on bended knee,

Can’t you write for us a good story

Without making a trilogy?